confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time
missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug
by spindel63 November 29, 2011
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confusianism

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.
Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.
by person not known July 04, 2008
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