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So we went back to my place to pork.
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1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: Meat taken from swine.

3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!

2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.

3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
by Varris June 30, 2007
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Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
by flyingdog March 18, 2008
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Pork means a meat from swines. Many people know that pork is haram in Islam, but people are not sure why it is banned in Islam. Here's the reason. Pork contains roundworms and/or tapeworms that are immortal. Regardless of how it is cooked, they will never die. If you eat too many porks everyday, your mental will be eventually destroyed. Definitely not healthy, right?
Ganesh: Ali, I have a question. Why is pork haram in Islam?
Ali: Because it is not healthy. Not just unhealthy but is dangerous to our body. That's why pork is haram.
by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022
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I love a good pork sandwich!

I love a good PORK! sandwich!
by drogich April 11, 2009
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/to pork/ v. to have sexual intercourse with someone.

2. porking/ present tense

3. porked/ past tense
My friend and I were watching a movie, and from the beginning, we could tell the two main characters were going to pork.
by MissMoreAwesome July 3, 2010
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1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. I porked her senseless.
by Fraggle Max September 3, 2007
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