by flyingdog March 19, 2008
1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.
2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.
2. I porked her senseless.
2. I porked her senseless.
by Fraggle Max August 27, 2007
Jew 1: "man i had the biggest dilemma the other day..."
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"
by porky101 December 11, 2010
by captain porkmaster April 04, 2011
To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.
"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"
by joshualawrence April 11, 2008
by toots n. June 21, 2007
The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.
To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
by porkypig332 December 05, 2020