1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a
bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!
2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was
bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.
3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching
nascar and decided to pork my old lady.