Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.
Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
You're worse than confused--you're constupid.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
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Get the constidoucion mug.A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought
by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008
Get the CONSTUPITATION mug.The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.
His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.
by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013
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Can you believe the conspidiots that believe that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping was chosen because it across the street from a crematorium instead of just because Trump couldn't correct himself when the Four Seasons, Philadelphia wasn't available.
Can you believe the conspidiots that believe HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt are in charge of a child-trafficking cabal that removes the faces of children and drinks their blood?
Can you believe the conspidiots that believe HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt are in charge of a child-trafficking cabal that removes the faces of children and drinks their blood?
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