constupid 

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.

You're worse than confused--you're constupid.

constupid by improviduto April 8, 2006

Constupid 

An adjective - something that is stupid based on things we have forgotten or never learned because of modern consumerism.

Our population has become so constupid, that we don’t realize how easy it is to make butter.

Constupid by Alexander Wallace August 15, 2022

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

Constipissing by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

constidoucion 

constantly douching

Mary has to start her constidoucion, cuz that pussy stanks.

constidoucion by balls ulovem October 24, 2008

CONSTUPITATION 

A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought

He was unable to respond to the question due to suffering from an episode of constupitation

CONSTUPITATION by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008

Constipediamemoria 

The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.

His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.

Constipediamemoria by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013

Conspidiot 

Relating to the QAnon conspiracy and the Trump claim of fraudulent votes, people who believe all of the conspiracy theories related to Trump's presidency.

Can you believe the conspidiots that believe that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping was chosen because it across the street from a crematorium instead of just because Trump couldn't correct himself when the Four Seasons, Philadelphia wasn't available.

Can you believe the conspidiots that believe HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt are in charge of a child-trafficking cabal that removes the faces of children and drinks their blood?

Conspidiot by 72Handle November 12, 2020