snuke

A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.
CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."
by improviduto March 29, 2007
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double van gogh

The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.
I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.
by improviduto January 16, 2006
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tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
by improviduto July 30, 2005
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pratfaller

1. Someone who intentionally falls for the purpose of comedy.
2. Someone who intentionally falls in want of attention.
1. Famed pratfaller Chevy Chase was hilarious on the original Saturday Night Live.
2. Joyce is a habitual pratfaller because she demands to be at the center of attention at all times. It's really very sad.
by improviduto July 07, 2005
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pups

Short for "pickups" in guitar lingo. One pickup is a "pup".
I swapped out the stock pups for a pair of '59s.
by improviduto December 04, 2007
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quitamine

A hormone excreted in the female body that causes a women to want to quit something. The gland is found in the woman's vagina. It is the opposite of adrenaline and is something a guy does not experience due lack of proper biological equipment (i.e. men have balls). It is often used as a reason why women want to quit something before it ends or gets difficult. It is also often used as a reason why women get bored with or fall asleep during sex. It is purely coincidental that it sounds like "quit on me".
Her: "The Bears are winning by 30 points. Why don't the Saints just quit? There's only four minutes left, so it's pretty pointless to keep going."
Him: "That's because the Saints don't have quitamine, unlike you who's ready to just throw in the towel when the going gets tough."

Her: *Yawn*
Him: "Don't quit on me yet! I'm just getting warmed up! Damn you quitamine! Damn you to hell!"
by improviduto January 21, 2007
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noprah

When Oprah withdraws support for your book. It can also mean when Oprah doesn't give or withdraws support for anything.

Etymology: Used on E! Channel's "The Soup" on March 3, 2006 in the "Hollywords" segment. It was in reference to Oprah's withdrawal of support for James Frey's memoir "A Million Little Pieces" after it was revealed that his story was grossly exaggerated and (in parts) fictional.
Getting the noprah automatically ruins your career as a writer. No one crosses Oprah. No one!
by improviduto March 04, 2006
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