improviduto's definitions

LAN Holiday

Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.

I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.

by improviduto December 28, 2008

LAN Holiday

Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.

I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.

by improviduto December 24, 2008

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

snuke

A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.

CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

free pass

Permission by one participant in a romantic relationship for the other to have sex with a third party without reprecussion. It is often given to housewives by very busy husbands.

My husband gave me a free pass this weekend to bang the neighbor boy because he'll be out of town with his buddies on a fishing trip.

by improviduto December 9, 2008

pups

Short for "pickups" in guitar lingo. One pickup is a "pup".

I swapped out the stock pups for a pair of '59s.

by improviduto December 30, 2007