25 definitions by improviduto

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto March 18, 2007
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Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto March 23, 2007
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A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.
CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."
by improviduto March 29, 2007
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A term associated with online bulletin boards (see bulletin board). A spamorama takes either the form of a topic forum itself or a post within a forum. Its function is to serve as a place to concentrate spam in order to avoid topic disruption. It is also a place where users work on increasing their postcount without actually contributing anything to the forum or user community.

History: The first spamorama appeared in the Discussion Forum at Guitar Tab Universe's user bulletin board.
Isn't it kind of pathetic that 99% of your posts are in the spamorama?
by improviduto February 8, 2006
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To be brainwashed by actress Sharon Stone. The term arose from her constant and unrelenting promotion of the movie Basic Instinct 2. One would think that seeing the film would cure cancer she hyped it so much.
I saw Sharon Stone promoting Basic Instinct 2 on The View, E! News, Regis and Kelly, the Fox News Entertainment report, Entertainment Tonight and about a zillion other shows this week, and I'll tell ya what--I've been stonewashed. I need to see this movie even though I know it's going to be a waste of my 8 dollars. My warning to you is to beware of Sharon Stone.
by improviduto April 1, 2006
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Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
by improviduto July 30, 2005
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Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.
I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.
by improviduto May 28, 2007
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