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Confusiasm

To be very excited and enthused about something that you do not fully understand. A mixture of confusion and enthusiasm.
Joe showed incredible levels of confusiasm when he expressed how excited he was about going out.. but didnt know where he was going.
Tom - "I cant wait to see that film!! its gonna be the best!"
Chip - "why?"
Tom - "I dont... know..."
Chip - "thats some confusiasm you are showing there..."
by XopsX June 4, 2008
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confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.
I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.
by slaw diggity dawg March 9, 2010
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confusiustipation

the feeling of a bomb exploding in your mind due to the bombardment of relentlessly retarded misguided musings of a total fucking idiot who sees the world through their own special pair of rose colored "I have my head up my ass" glasses and who mistakenly thinks that everyone they know is hanging on their every crappy Hallmark card stolen turds of wisdom that they so diligently sprinkle all over their fucking facebook wall.
I must be suffering from confusiustipation because I have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!
by fear of big bang May 19, 2009
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confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time
missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug
by spindel63 November 28, 2011
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confusis

An internet nickname.

Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.
Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.

Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.
by Confusis June 30, 2004
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confugasm

A climax which plunges you into the black hole of uncertainty
(confugasm)
Timothy: "OooOOOHH??"
by fuckin fucksticks October 29, 2011
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confusamafied

I was confusamafied by that chick with the adams apple.
by G-tor August 31, 2005
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