CONL 

CONL is an acronym for, Comments Only, No Likes! which should be the default courteous behavior on all social networking sites on activities between people.

By means like A band, or a TV-Show, but liking a friends status, without commenting on it brings nothing to the conversation, and could mean a variety of things. By default it should be assumed that those who ignore the CONL rule are pathetic stalkers, or hapless button pushers with nothing constructive to add, but just about have the restraint not to shout "HEY LOOK AT ME, I WANT TO BE NOTICED MORE" in public.

Tom is Attending "An interesting event with plenty of conversational starters for interesting people"

"Andrew likes your Activity"

The only possible reply to this is posting "CONL", with the usual reply being "whats CONL?" Thereby engaging normal communication.

CONL by MyMyLuckyloo October 28, 2011

Conl 

conl is where someone has the urge to be a cat but they realize that they can't eat doritos if they’re a cat so they regret life

I think he’s conl

Conl by Blackhole927 May 14, 2022

Conleth

usually a cool guy. can sometimes be annoying, but you can never stay angry at him for long. A Conleth is always tall, with blonde hair and is good looking. When you get to know him well he will be a great friend to you and will always tell you what he thinks.

Gosh, I'm feeling down. No wait, now im happy, there's Conleth.

Conleth by TopCatEyo December 7, 2010

Conliberaltarianist 

As a conliberaltarianist, we believe in values that help mother nature, but promote the well-being of humans through the core-values of liberty and always understanding you can't always get what you want. As people, we don't extremely protest what others are doing, but solely respect them for who they are and uphold good principles in trying to understand the problems they are facing. Coming back to the soul-source that we are people on this earth too with different values, but need to understand that we have to live on this earth together. Our movement is justified through our actions of caring for others and the earth we live on through recycling, along with going to cooperatively owned businesses. We are a small group of people, but believe this is the important way to live.

I am a conliberaltarianist.

Conliberaltarianist by beefburger June 30, 2019

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.

Do you really need an example usage?

conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004

conlang 

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.

Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.

conlang by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

The Conley 

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

The Conley by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008