LudwigVan's definitions

ureedy

Urethra, as pronounced by Cotton Hill.

My boy's got a narrow ureedy!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

marathon

An act, such as a running race or sex, engaged in for a very long time, i.e. at least several hours.

He's been in his room watching the Andy Griffith Show marathon; he ain't comin' out.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

aguacate

Mexican Spanish for "avocado", but can also mean "testicle". From Nahuatl ahuacatl.

¡Ay papí, tienes aguacates grandes!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

brave

An old slang term for a Native American, now considered derogatory.

The controversy concerning the name of the baseball team, Atlanta Braves, is nither new to sports nor politics in sports.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

wat

Ethiopian stew containing vegetables, berbere (a very hot mixture of spices) and sometimes meat and/or boiled egg. Traditionally eaten with a pancake-like bread called injera, without a spoon or fork.

Doro wat is chicken stew, sega wat is lamb stew, and yemiser wat is lentil stew.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004