-stan

1) A suffix in the names of Asian Muslim nations and peoples, including former several Soviet republics and current republics of the Russian Federation: Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkestan, Tatarstan, Kurdistan. From Persian -stân "place". 2) A superfluous suffix to a place name in general: New Yorkistan, Californistan, Texastan.

Tashkent is the capital of Uzbekistan.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

bowling ball

An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.

by LudwigVan March 06, 2004

go to hell

A common expression of dismissal. See also piss off, fuck off, eat shit and die.

Go to hell, Limbaugh.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Uh-oh Spaghettios

An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes with meatballs or sliced frankfurters. Another Homer Simpson quote.

Uh-oh, Spaghettios!

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Tex-Mex

1) The characteristically spicy style of Mexican food of Texas, influenced by non-Mexican cuisine (i.e. Texas barbecue).

2) The style of norteño (northern Mexican) music associated with South Texas; also known as Tejano. Instruments used include the accordion and the bajo sexto (a twelve-string bass-rhythm guitar).

We're going out for some Tex-Mex food tonight in San Antonio, so bring your Pepto-Bismol.

by LudwigVan December 12, 2003