172 definitions by LudwigVan

aguacate

Mexican Spanish for "avocado", but can also mean "testicle". From Nahuatl ahuacatl.

¡Ay papí, tienes aguacates grandes!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Crackdonald's

McDonald's (restaurant). See crack, McDonald's.

I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

El Cid

1) A hero of medieval Spain who fought both for and against its Muslim rulers. 2) LSD, see acid.

The war in Iraq has led some conservatives, motivated by Constitutional concerns, to become like El Cid, opposing the neo-con pro-war consensus and joining liberals in their revolt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.

Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

Mohel

A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).

Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003