LudwigVan's definitions

madre

Normally, Spanish for "mother".

However, in Mexico and in Mexican-American communities, the word mama is much preferred, even in formal usage, because madre is now almost exclusively used in an insulting manner.

No dice madre; dice mamá. No quieres insultar mi mamá, ¿no?

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005

cagada

Spanish for "shit", "dookie", "poop"; literally the past participle of cagar, "to shit, defecate".

¡Es la cagada! "It's the shit!"

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

haunted

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Boombonics

The speech of Boomhauer of King of the Hill, which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of Arlen, Texas). The word groups "dang ol'" and "yeah man" are very common. From Boomhauer + Ebonics.

They must all speak Boombonics in Lufkin.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

potty dance

The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.

Hurry up in there, I'm doing the potty dance here!

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Fuhgeddaboutistan

A briefly-used moniker for New York City, USA, used around the time of the invasion of Taliban-run Afghanistan after 11 September 2001.

From "fuhgeddaboutit", meaning "no worries, mate", and "-istan", the ending for a certain Muslim states in Asia.

by LudwigVan February 11, 2004