LudwigVan's definitions

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

ureedy

Urethra, as pronounced by Cotton Hill.

My boy's got a narrow ureedy!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Trig

Short for trigonometry. (How did it end up meaning "slow-minded"?)

I took trig in high school.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

yes man

Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.

I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

terrier

Someone who commits acts of terrierism.

According to Dubya.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003