LudwigVan's definitions

conlang

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.

Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 4, 2004

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

smarcastic

A combination of smartass and sarcastic.

Don't be so smarcastic.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

01er

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.

I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

chinga tu madre

Spanish for "fuck your mother".

¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

FZ

Frank Zappa (1940-1993), American experimental rock composer and guitarist, known for one hit, "Valley Girl", his original band Mothers of Invention, and his anti-censorship activism in the 1980s (even testifying at a Senate hearing during the height of the PMRC).

I've been wondering what the lead guitarist has been playing lately, it's been weird. Must be one of his FZ stints.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003