LudwigVan's definitions

Trig

Short for trigonometry. (How did it end up meaning "slow-minded"?)

I took trig in high school.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

pochemuchka

Russian, means "a person who asks too many questions".

Quit being such a pochemuchka and mind your own business.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Excalibur

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.

Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

terrier

Someone who commits acts of terrierism.

According to Dubya.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003