Conlard
A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
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conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017
Collard Greens
Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021
These Collards Don't Run Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
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