Conlard

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A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.

Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right

Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017

Words you can keep

Conlard

A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women

Conlard is so strong

Conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

Related Words

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conlard

A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women

Conlard is the best at one on ones

conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

Collard Greens

A Bundle Of Cash

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

These Collards Don't Run Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Collard Greens

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

connard

French insult : 'asshole'

Allez vous faire foutre bande de connards !

connard by Marianne January 18, 2004

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026