Confug 

Confug (noun)
That perfect mix of confidence and smugness makes someone seem both self-assured and kind of a know-it-all. If you've ever seen someone stroll into a room like they own the place, chances are they’ve got some serious confug.

"Dude walked into the debate club with so much confug, you’d think he was running for president."

Confug by Sakurakage February 19, 2025

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"

"They took my gun, confucamus!"

confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

confignorant 

The perfect blend of confidence and ignorance.

Eric was obnoxiously confignorant after having a few beers at Brewery 99 last Friday.

confignorant by 99brews December 28, 2016

Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014