(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"
"Maybe we should do all coding on one branch, by one developer...", said the junior developer. "That is just your confundanturphobia talking, it will be fine", said the senior lead developer.