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conjugally invite
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
conjugally invite by investor February 17, 2009
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confugal • confugled • conjugal • Confugant • confuggled • conjugal visit • Confagale • confrugaled • confugasm • confugly
conjugal fart wars
When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.
My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!
conjugal fart wars by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
canoe conjugals
Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
canoe conjugals by Mondak June 13, 2007
confugled
Conjugal Tropical Visit
A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV
Conjugal Tropical Visit by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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