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conjugally invite 

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
conjugally invite by investor February 17, 2009

conjugal fart wars 

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.
My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

conjugal 

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south
After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.
conjugal by Al Capone May 13, 2005

canoe conjugals 

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
canoe conjugals by Mondak June 13, 2007

confugled 

the condition of something being (recently) messed up
After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.
confugled by Esotic November 15, 2006

Conjugal Tropical Visit 

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV
I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).