confugal

To mix up a relatively easy process

He confugalled the whole process by not understanding the steps to follow.

by Loanlady May 16, 2018

conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee

mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews

by investor February 17, 2009

conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

conjugal

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005

canoe conjugals

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.

Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"

by Mondak June 13, 2007

confugled

the condition of something being (recently) messed up

After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.

by Esotic November 15, 2006

Conjugal Tropical Visit

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV

I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).

by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016