Condobulate

To alter vision
Elusiveness

My eyes condobulated when looking at Jack’s screen.

Condobulate by Kazemiro August 21, 2024

Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

Condonkulated by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

condipulate 

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

condipulate by Fraener March 20, 2017

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

condomplate by heymon October 25, 2009

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Contopulate 

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated

"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"

Contopulate by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

combobulate 

To organize or pull together.

I really need to combobulate my desk. Life is better now that I am combobulated.

combobulate by saa January 28, 2005