Condomulation
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010
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condomsation
condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014
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Condomplation
"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009
condomsation
condomsation by rcebr April 26, 2011
Condombation
Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.
Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
Condombation by MastG March 22, 2010
condomplating
the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
condomplating by Peter Moody November 5, 2008
Condolations
Condolations:
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010
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