Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

Condomplation 

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

condomsation 

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.

I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.

condomsation by rcebr April 26, 2011

Condombation 

Verb: To masturbate with a condom.

Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.

Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.

Condombation by MastG March 22, 2010

condomplating 

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

condomplating by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010