condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

condolulations by blamo54 December 19, 2012

Condolulations

Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.

"My divorce is final." "Condolulations?"

Condolulations by UncleWillard August 21, 2020

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

condoltulations 

condolences and congratulations are sometimes both appropriate, or sometimes you just don't care.

condoltulations on your new assignment.

condoltulations by sigxcpu September 5, 2013

Condolations 

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

Condolations by Steve Day December 30, 2008

Condolatulations 

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.

Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"

Condolatulations by Marrio13 September 2, 2011