Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

Condonkulated by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

Confunkulated by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

Congonjulated 

To gather an item or item(s)

Zak congonjulated a pile of rats
or
Lorna: "Did you hear what happened to me last night?"
Joseph: "Yeah, You congonjulated bare vanerial diseases"

Congonjulated by Skunkdick December 3, 2021