When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.
"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
by supersecurityfolk April 26, 2013
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Cool and cold combined. Used my Shakespeare
“Wow though has thy collest pair of undergarments ever”
by shakespeareogone May 1, 2022
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