Collested 

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.

"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."

Collested by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013

Collette 

she will make the bestest friend ever, she's loyal & a hella baddie, she's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and HELLA HOT.

damn Collette is on fire!

Collette by littest March 1, 2017

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

Calm and collected by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

Collette 

Collette is a let loose, but be careful kind of girl. She will take a risk, but stop if she knows something is wrong. Collette is a great example of beauty, and grace. Her smile can light up a room, her fashion is stunning, and you know she has those curves. Collette will listen to you, through the bad and the worse, and she would never judge you. She's there when you need her, and she won't leave your side until she knows everything is alright. She's a book worm, and is extremely smart. She is a great S.O, who will take care of you, and love you unconditionally, but she is also a great friend. If you meet a Collette, never let her go, she is pretty sensitive.

Guy 1: Dang, I've been dreaming about Collette all day!

Guy 2: Me too, bro!

Collette by AKA:thetruth May 2, 2021

Colleened 

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.

Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened

Colleened by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009

congested 

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

congested by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

Collette 

A beautiful funny girl who likes to stay out of drama. She is the type of girl you are secretly jealous of. she is very athletic and fast. She will always be extremely smart. You are lucky to be her friend. And if she has a boyfriend she is probably keeping it a secret. She often makes friends who's names start with an A and like a boy who's name starts with the letter G. You are very lucky if you know someone with the Name Collette.

Collette is Gorgeous.

Collette by 123itsmeAva:} December 1, 2017