Coive 

Coive - noun
1. Referring to genitalia so disgusting and dutty you wouldn't dare touch it
2. A master of kek inducing filth

1. "Ah m8 he had a right coive. Fuckin' disgusting "
2. "He is the head coive, top kek every time m80"

Coive by hjxkl June 5, 2016

Geneva Convention 

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions

George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

Geneva Convention by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020

Geneva convention 

A fun to do list

The geneva convention is a fun to do list

Geneva convention by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

Not for me, Clive by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Dry Lunch Convention 

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.

Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.

Dry Lunch Convention by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

Coiner 

A coiner is someone who compulsively buys ticket refills in Rebel Racing.

-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"

Coiner by Tina-turner July 4, 2021

Jimmy Dean convention 

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

Jimmy Dean convention by Count de Monet April 3, 2009