The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
by Roxanne Pearls July 23, 2016
Get the Chivesmug. A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 2, 2009
Get the Chivesmug. A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009
Get the Chivesmug. Chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy March 15, 2011
Get the Chivesmug. by Bonnar May 25, 2004
Get the Chive (chiving)mug. by Maxwr1 June 9, 2019
Get the Chivedmug. i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015
Get the Chivemug.