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(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.
James was raised in an orphanage.
by Dr_dude March 27, 2014
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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fine dining if you ask me.
hey babe where are going to eat
only the best for my love. the orphanage
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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1. A great place to adopt children with no homes
2. My favorite place to commit war crimes
Guy 1: you goin' to the orphanage?

Guy 2: yeah, but I'm not getting any kids
Guy 1: damn
by GhostyBoi666 January 31, 2020
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