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Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

cock smitten 

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.

Cockshitter 

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Cockshitter by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

cocksitter 

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.
Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!
cocksitter by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Cocksmithing 

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.
Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”
Cocksmithing by gudy robert January 5, 2019

cockmitten 

I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.
cockmitten by Ricearoni Tony January 8, 2004