An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.
Jen and Melissa texting:
Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx
Its when the suckee (the cock sucker) needs to take a short break from sucking a cock in order to be able to continue sucking cock.
Mike: Oh yeah Stacey, suck it good...
Stacey: oh gllggbb...
Mike: need a cock break?
Stacey: yeah I do...
Mike: ok no problem, just hurry back up...
(2 seconds delay)
Stacey: gllggbb...
Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.
Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...
lesbian relationship
Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.
dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..
Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.
Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..
A man whose sperm contains zero calories.
Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!
