jimissobored's definitions

cock trap

Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.

Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock break

Its when the suckee (the cock sucker) needs to take a short break from sucking a cock in order to be able to continue sucking cock.

Mike: Oh yeah Stacey, suck it good...
Stacey: oh gllggbb...
Mike: need a cock break?
Stacey: yeah I do...
Mike: ok no problem, just hurry back up...
(2 seconds delay)
Stacey: gllggbb...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cocktrouble

Its when you get into trouble while trying to have sex with someone you are not supposed to.

Jim: Hey man I need your help
Mike: whats up?
Jim: Im in cocktrouble again
Mike: Who is the chick?
Jim: You know my neighbors wife across the street?
..

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockblood

Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.

Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..

by jimissobored July 29, 2014

cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.

dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..

by jimissobored November 6, 2014

undercock

A man who has smaller penis compare to his male friends'.

Tom: My gf thinks I have a big cock but she doesnt know that I am an undercock compare to what my friends are packing
A guy in the forum: Dude you sound so gay!
Tom: No I have seen them naked at the gym and besides I am only 5" long
A guy in the forum: lol you are an undercock indeed!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored November 30, 2014