cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 03, 2015

suckee

The person who sucks a penis, the recipient.

Its the suckee's responsibility to make sure the man is enjoying it.

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

diet cock

tiny cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 29, 2015

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock trap

Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.

Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 02, 2014