18 definitions by jimissobored
by jimissobored July 27, 2014
Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..
by jimissobored July 29, 2014
Its when the suckee (the cock sucker) needs to take a short break from sucking a cock in order to be able to continue sucking cock.
Mike: Oh yeah Stacey, suck it good...
Stacey: oh gllggbb...
Mike: need a cock break?
Stacey: yeah I do...
Mike: ok no problem, just hurry back up...
(2 seconds delay)
Stacey: gllggbb...
Stacey: oh gllggbb...
Mike: need a cock break?
Stacey: yeah I do...
Mike: ok no problem, just hurry back up...
(2 seconds delay)
Stacey: gllggbb...
by jimissobored July 27, 2014
Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.
Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
by jimissobored July 27, 2014
The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.
by jimissobored November 06, 2014
Jim: Hey man lets hit the bars tonight, I need to treat a girl with a real thing you know...
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!
by jimissobored August 25, 2014
Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
by jimissobored January 03, 2015

