jimissobored's definitions

undercock

A man who has smaller penis compare to his male friends'.

Tom: My gf thinks I have a big cock but she doesnt know that I am an undercock compare to what my friends are packing
A guy in the forum: Dude you sound so gay!
Tom: No I have seen them naked at the gym and besides I am only 5" long
A guy in the forum: lol you are an undercock indeed!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014

cockfreak

Someone who keeps talking about his penis because he has a slightly bigger one.

Jim: Hey man lets hit the bars tonight, I need to treat a girl with a real thing you know...
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!

by jimissobored August 25, 2014

suckee

The person who sucks a penis, the recipient.

Its the suckee's responsibility to make sure the man is enjoying it.

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock trap

Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.

Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.

dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..

by jimissobored November 6, 2014