Cockshitter

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.

Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.

by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

by AndrooUK January 11, 2009

Cocksmitten

Completely and absolutely in love with the cock.

Jenny is utterly cocksmitten.

I rode Rachel's ass into the ground last night and now she is completely cocksmitten.

by kid_a_4463 August 1, 2011

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004