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cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock
"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."
by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008
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cocksmile

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
by Long Don September 22, 2012
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Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009
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master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013
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Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
by burt macklyn January 24, 2015
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Master Cocksmith

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017
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cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.
"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."
by AndrooUK January 11, 2009
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