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Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

Cockpittance 

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
Cockpittance by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Cocksmitten 

Completely and absolutely in love with the cock.
Jenny is utterly cocksmitten.

I rode Rachel's ass into the ground last night and now she is completely cocksmitten.
Cocksmitten by kid_a_4463 August 1, 2011

cocksitter 

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.
Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!
cocksitter by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockmite 

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.
“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”
cockmite by M8y1995 December 19, 2018

Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.
"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."
Cockpitting by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013