1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.