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Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockidol 

Someone who is like a limp cock, really lazy.
That Iain is a right COCKIDOL lazy bugger
cockidol by TDpr July 12, 2005
Leaving the dick in the vagina continually for the full four hours of an erection achieved through viagra much like cooking in a crockpot.
The man popped a viagra and then cockpotted his girlfriend for a full afternoon.
cockpot by adjdleon December 16, 2014

cockportunity 

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

cockapology 

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.
"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "