Cocksplotch

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Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

Cocksplotch by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021

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cocksplotch

A stupid, clumsy or not very intelligent person

Oh, your such a cocksplotch!

cocksplotch by Cocksplotch lover June 27, 2021

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Cocksplotch • cocksloth • Cockscotch • Cocksnotch

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

Cockscotch by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

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cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

cocksloth by Avolin June 26, 2003

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Cocksnotch

Cocksnotch is a pet name like honey or sweetypie, unless you are referring to Asians
It can also be used as a safeword in bdsm

I miss you my sweet cocksnotch

Cocksnotch by ShadesOfPurple February 21, 2020

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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