cockport

The vocal orifice of someone who's talking mad bullshit.

"Dude, shut your fucking cockport!"

by Jimmy Jazz May 13, 2005

Cockport

Refers to a girl's vagina

Hi Baby, mind if I dock in your cockport?

by MSCE July 20, 2008

Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cockortunity

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

by entrep June 13, 2009

cockpot

Leaving the dick in the vagina continually for the full four hours of an erection achieved through viagra much like cooking in a crockpot.

The man popped a viagra and then cockpotted his girlfriend for a full afternoon.

by adjdleon December 16, 2014

cockportunity

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.

cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.

Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!

by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006