Cockopotamus 

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.

Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.

Cockopotamus by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009

cockopotamus 

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

cockopotamus by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

Cockapotamus 

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

Cockapotamus by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

Cockapotamous 

Another word for the male genitalia.

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.

Cockapotamous by Shmillerz April 28, 2015

Cockapotamus 

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

Cockapotamus by Tvmender April 28, 2017

Cockapotamus 

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.

"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"

Cockapotamus by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020

cockapotimus 

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

cockapotimus by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009