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Cockbeast 

I don’t like the warriors but Kevin Durant did deserve his ring idc if he had to go to the warriors I just don’t want Lebron to get it -me you ain’t nun but a Cockbeast
Cockbeast by Marquavious June 6, 2018
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cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."
cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

Cockgestion 

Cockgestion is a term to describe a high volume of cocks trying to get into the same hole, usually during an orgy or swapping event.
Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!
Cockgestion by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

cocknasty 

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.
Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!
cocknasty by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009

cockmeister 

To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Cockbait 

A promiscous, slutty chick whose primary purpose for existance is to attract as much cockmeat as possible so that she may always be full of male ejaculate. Not overly concerned if the jizz is sliding down her throat or dripping out her dirty snatch.

May also be a particular item said female would use to help lure helpless penis meat in her direction.
That girl is total cockbait. Every Friday night she is out trolling the bars with her merry band of skanks hoping to score a dick in her mouth.

Even though shannon wouldn't admit it, her new swimsuit, purpusefully chosen to show off her ample cleavage was nothing but cockbait. She hoped the additional cockbait would help her snag some nice water cock when her and Jennifer go boating and there are hundreds of drunk horny guys about the lake.

Shannon"My cockbait worked like a charm. I had a guy below deck in no time...he shot a huge load all over my titties...I sucked 5 more guys off in the stabbin cabin that very weekend"

Jen - "Whore"
Cockbait by Little Dick July 25, 2012

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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