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Cock Myster

by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
by f.u.k April 29, 2009
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Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
by Jägermeister February 19, 2004
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Cock Master

Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
by Christoph November 13, 2004
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cock master

Anyone who has expert level knowledge of how to properly handle a penis.
I had a great time last night. She is a cock master... if you know what i mean.
by Shandalier December 10, 2007
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Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse
dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....
by ... May 17, 2003
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Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri
Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master
by Rob August 22, 2003
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