Cock Myster

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A flaming cock.

The flaming cock was flying with the wind.

Cock Myster by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Words you can keep

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master by f.u.k April 29, 2009

Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Shit Faced Cock Master by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

Cock Master

Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.

'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'

Cock Master by Christoph November 13, 2004

cock master

Anyone who has expert level knowledge of how to properly handle a penis.

I had a great time last night. She is a cock master... if you know what i mean.

cock master by Shandalier December 10, 2007

Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

Cock-Master Flex by ... May 17, 2003

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

Shit Face Cock Master by Rob August 22, 2003

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026