wofl

acronym for waste of fucking life

that cracka is a wofl

by Rob May 03, 2004

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.

Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.

by Rob March 27, 2005

Freeballin

to enjoy the freedom of underware ,in a free and easy spirt.

I'm freeballin

by rob June 17, 2003

Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

by Rob March 14, 2005

chitties

Its when girls have tits that look big, but they are just chub, not real tits.

Dude 1: DAYUM That girl over there has some HUGE cans.
Dude 2: Dont trip bro, they are only chitties.

by rob July 25, 2002

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005