Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
Laughing My Ass Off
Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.
To be tarded twice..
John who is tarded.. is now retarded
The Study of all things Wumbo
Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most
The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.
That Shit Was The Tits!
A crazy ass punk-metal or metalcore band with intense vocals and complex guitar riffs. A7X is another way to write their name.
Person 1: Dude, Waking the Fallen is a straight
Person 2: Fo' serious. My fave track on that bi' be Second Heartbeat.
a hand job
She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand