Definitions by Christoph
tank slapping
The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
tank slapping by Christoph October 26, 2005
Cock Fiend
Man or Woman. Using underhanded measures to get cock. e.g. date rape drugs, and alcohol. Normally a result of being ugly and having to resort to extreme measures to get cock. - Trying to get cock by trickery, rather than flashing tits or pussy in the normal manner.
'that ugly slag got me pissed and shagged me, there is no way I would of touched her, she is such a cock fiend'
Cock Fiend by Christoph November 13, 2004
Cock Master
Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
Cock Master by Christoph November 13, 2004
jobbymungler
jobbymungler by Christoph November 5, 2003