7 definitions by Christoph

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
by Christoph October 26, 2005
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see 'Tank Slapping'. The art of anal sex with a man in a doggy style.
Goerge is gay. He is a right tank slapper, he likes being tank slapped balls deep...
by Christoph October 26, 2005
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A person who leaves their jobby's (shit) and doesn't flush them away.
I just walked into the high school toilet and found some jobbymungler had been in there.
by Christoph November 5, 2003
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Man or Woman. Using underhanded measures to get cock. e.g. date rape drugs, and alcohol. Normally a result of being ugly and having to resort to extreme measures to get cock. - Trying to get cock by trickery, rather than flashing tits or pussy in the normal manner.
'that ugly slag got me pissed and shagged me, there is no way I would of touched her, she is such a cock fiend'
by Christoph November 13, 2004
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A lesson in college and a word of caution for all you skiers out ther. if you want a more in depth explanation of this particular term contact Chris Marsh and he will explain all.
by Christoph January 8, 2004
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Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
by Christoph November 13, 2004
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(UK) Cornish for 'Friend'.
Wasson' me' cockbird! Oooh arrr
by Christoph April 16, 2005
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