Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

Clitastrophe

A BIG catastrophe caused by a clit

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

Clitastrophe

A disaster of clitastrophic proportions.

Oh no, my in-laws heard me cum. It's a clitastrophe.

by Ronenem February 21, 2026

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004