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Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 3, 2016
Get the Hoardiculture mug.young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.
These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.
In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
Get the Disasster mug.In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
Get the hindsight mug.Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 3, 2016
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A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.
by rapunzabel June 9, 2017
Get the Brown-eye mug.The proper name for a large clitoris, which when aroused, stands erect, and is phallic in shape. Rather than looking like part of the vagina, the Shewang looks like a slender red penis, or a short fat mushroom dick.
Angus dumped Jenny after he discovered her clitoris was larger than his penis. He feels it's a massive clitastrophe, and was not sure if she expected him to suck it. Jenny's enormous shewang got her dumped again.
by rapunzabel April 24, 2017
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