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Noun
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
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(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
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by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
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A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.
by rapunzabel June 9, 2017
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Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
by rapunzabel April 25, 2017
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Angus dumped Jenny after he discovered her clitoris was larger than his penis. He feels it's a massive clitastrophe, and was not sure if she expected him to suck it. Jenny's enormous shewang got her dumped again.
by rapunzabel April 24, 2017
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