Clammered 

When You Get Drunk And You Are Hand Deep In Pootang

Dude, I was so clammered lastnight!

Clammered by M2Juicy May 4, 2009

Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.

That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.

Tit Clammer by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Slammered 

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

Slammered by Frisko June 18, 2006

Chammered 

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

The wild clammer 

when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".

"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"

The wild clammer by emmmgyyyyyy. July 18, 2009

Clawbered 

when one drinks a case of white claws by themselves and cant remember what happened

Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.

Clawbered by Court51 July 27, 2019