Clammered
Dude, I was so clammered lastnight!
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Tit Clammer
The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.
Tit Clammer by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011
Clastered
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011
Slammered
So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
Chammered
To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk
Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.
Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010
The wild clammer
when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".
"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"
The wild clammer by emmmgyyyyyy. July 18, 2009