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Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Clobbered 

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
Clobbered by rosignol May 17, 2005

clappered 

to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.
When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.
clappered by Daleak March 28, 2007

Clobbered 

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.
I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."
Clobbered by Haent August 14, 2009

clattered 

Very drunk
I was absolutly clattered last night
clattered by Nutzhk September 19, 2003
When one is getting their cheeks clapped and gathered at the same time
Person #1 “Bro she left us to get her cheeks clapped and gathered.”
Person #2 “Don’t you mean clathered.”
Clathered by digbickdee May 24, 2020