Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

blammer

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

by ceerip707 February 9, 2018

A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.

"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"

by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016

Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer

by Gus211 April 27, 2018

Hey y'all, you guys didn't leave me enough jelly to make a blammer.

by big_dawg1 February 17, 2010

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL November 4, 2015

a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.

holy crap did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer

by mcdie January 21, 2012