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Blammered 

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds
Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.
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Blammered 

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.
Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!
Blammered by Barkatown January 27, 2017
Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.
Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.
blammer by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

Sepp Blattered 

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.
"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"
Blammer by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016

Slammered 

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
Slammered by Frisko June 18, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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