crammered

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Country Crammer

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.

"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."

by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007

Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

banana crammer

A man who penitrates the buttocks of another man.

Those guys are walking real uncomfortably. One of them must be a banana crammer.

by Goldie Pimp August 1, 2012