Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006

Slammered

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."

by The dart 07 February 7, 2010

slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

by Peanut21 August 8, 2008

Slammered

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered

by NEYMAR January 27, 2016

Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

slammered

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.

by Fisty McNifflewits September 8, 2006

Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010