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So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
by Frisko June 16, 2006
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Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
by Peanut21 July 15, 2008
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When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 07, 2010
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Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"
Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered
by NEYMAR January 27, 2016
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Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
by Fisty McNifflewits September 07, 2006
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Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 20, 2010
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being slammed and hammered at the same time.
a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.
by bitch ho September 21, 2003
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