Cammered 

When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?

Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!

Cammered by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010

cammered 

To get extremely drunk, vomit infront of you host's younger siblings/ children, and roll in digested spaghetti.

Guy 1: Dude, do you remember what you did last night?

Guy 2: Man, I remember absolutley nothing from last night.

Guy 3: You got completely cammered and now the kids think you're lactose.

Guy 4: Fuck.

cammered by Rzad December 9, 2009

Chammered 

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

crammered 

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

crammered by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

campered 

feeling campered - getting wet.

Comes from people needing to camp or take shelter when it rains

*gasp*

Don't do that! You're making me feel all campered.

* after sliding your hand down & guiding her along a hallway, walking her forward by guiding her ass. usually comes after a big hug, when you first see each other.

campered by smotcha January 31, 2010

Clammered 

When You Get Drunk And You Are Hand Deep In Pootang

Dude, I was so clammered lastnight!

Clammered by M2Juicy May 4, 2009