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Neil Cicerega 

He needs your credit card info to get a microphone so he can buy a new microphone to keep making music.
You:omg it's neil cicerega

Neil Cicerega: give me your fucking credit card information
Neil Cicerega by spooksmagee July 15, 2020
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Close but no cigar 

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
Close but no cigar by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.
Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Ye Olde Cider Bar 

One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.

Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.

Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.

Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.
Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"

On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"

On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"
Ye Olde Cider Bar by The Vole April 13, 2009

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.
Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.
She's very goofy, amazing with kids, and loves her dog. I'd say she has the most beautiful smile, but shes never believes it?Her company is soothing, and non-stressful. Cierra is the girl that'd you want to marry because she really is the one girl who'll snatch your heart and not fold on you.
She most definitely is gonna be the best mom for your kids. They way her eyes light up when she sees a baby, or like the way she takes care of kids and doesn't even have to yell to have the kids listen to her. Cierra is also a very strong girl. She went through alot. She does her best to make others not feel sad, and to cheer them up.
If you ever happen to see or feel like a cierra is sad, you should buy her a coffee and just be there. You don't got to spend much money to show that you care about her or that you love her, and running your hand through her hair is gonna have her feeling safe and loved.
If she is ever busy or feels that she's busy, it'll be okay. Give her time and be patient and dont give it. Because even the most beautiful flowers need time and she is most definitely a beautiful person and has a golden personality.
Sometimes bad days happen, or plans don't follow accordingly, but I promise you that Cierra is the person that's always going to be on your mind by the end of the night every night. Dont lose this girl dawg, she's one of a kind.
I'm going to tell you right now, between the world and you(her/cierra)
I'm going to choose you everytime
Chase: Who's that girl?
Wes: oh that's cierra! Bro you haven't met her???

Chase: Is she really that Cierra?
Wes: Yes bro! She's that Cierra!