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Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Cirection 

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.
1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.
Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

Cigervation 

"A heart-to heart conversation whilst having a cigarette."

"A discussion over what pissed you off."
"Man, I've got a good cigervation."

"I just had the worst day, I need a cigervation!"
Cigervation by fallingup1 January 31, 2010

clerection 

That guy was so hot he gave me a clerection
clerection by JessKat April 25, 2006

Cyberection 

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.
Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...
Cyberection by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection
"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"
cinerection by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016