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When you are aroused by something involving cigarettes, smoking, or even fire. Also can mean something so awesome that it was beyond sexual.

Dude, that show last night was so awesome I got a cigerection.

Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.

cigerection by ZildjianMan121 March 10, 2009

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Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

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Cirection

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

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Cigervation

"A heart-to heart conversation whilst having a cigarette."

"A discussion over what pissed you off."

"Man, I've got a good cigervation."

"I just had the worst day, I need a cigervation!"

Cigervation by fallingup1 January 31, 2010

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clerection

A clitoral erection.

That guy was so hot he gave me a clerection

clerection by JessKat April 25, 2006

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Cyberection

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

Cyberection by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

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cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

cinerection by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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