Chumthump

Verb. Posting and commenting on social media in a manner that is nonsensical and whimsically inflammatory.

Synonyms: Shit post; Troll

Portmanteau of "chum" (shark bait) and "tub-thump" (to take a strong position)

Originated on Threads

You can't take anything that guy posts seriously, he's just chumthumping.

Chumthump by MREBBA November 2, 2025

Chumpdumper 

someone who is not the smartest person on the planet.

Kyle: "Come to the party on Saturday!"

Taylor: "Nah. I think i'm just going to stay home and relax."
Kyle: "Oh my gosh, you're such a chumpdumper."

Chumpdumper by Taylor Gafahrem January 7, 2011

Chubthumping 

It's when you have sex with an overweight chick

Merlin: "Hey did you get any last night?"
Melvin: "Yeah, I banged gretchen last night."
Merlin: "Dude, you were chubthumping."

Chubthumping by Egore The Magnificient September 28, 2008

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009

cumtrumpet 

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010

chubthumper 

1) one who masterbates to much
2) a general dickhead

derived from chub and thump.

(thumping ones chub)

Stan: This herb Lopez fronted me is full of seeds and stems!

Joe: What a chubthumper

chubthumper by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

chumchumeriono 

Your bestest friend taken from the word chummy made up by maddie

Love ya chumchumeriono

chumchumeriono by maddie woodwardo April 16, 2015