4 definitions by grimsweeper

shorts

to smoke the last few drags of anothers cigarette.

(Hector) yo Lopez, save me shorts off that square.
(Lopez) fuck off G, go get a paper route and buy your own biotch its my last one.
or-
dude, i just lost my mcjob, can you save me shorts

by grimsweeper January 17, 2004

chubthumper

1) one who masterbates to much
2) a general dickhead

derived from chub and thump.

(thumping ones chub)

Stan: This herb Lopez fronted me is full of seeds and stems!

Joe: What a chubthumper

by grimsweeper January 17, 2004

front wiper

a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.

yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.

by grimsweeper January 17, 2004

Whappa!

Used to express positve results on any given situation

Stanley:"Yo Lysol,I heard you got Frita to do anal."

Lysol:"Whappa!"

by grimsweeper February 12, 2006