chudthumper

Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.

Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.

chudthumper by Dippy42069 January 9, 2020

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chubthumper

1) one who masterbates to much
2) a general dickhead

derived from chub and thump.

(thumping ones chub)

Stan: This herb Lopez fronted me is full of seeds and stems!

Joe: What a chubthumper

chubthumper by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

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chudthumper • chubthumper • Chudtrumpet

Chudtrumpet

derogatory; any idiot who does something stupid in such a way as to make others look bad by negative association

That cyclist who rode through the red light at a pedestrian crossing is an utter ChudTrumpet

Chudtrumpet by CyclePanda August 12, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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