chudthumper

Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.

Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.

chudthumper by Dippy42069 January 9, 2020

chubthumper 

1) one who masterbates to much
2) a general dickhead

derived from chub and thump.

(thumping ones chub)

Stan: This herb Lopez fronted me is full of seeds and stems!

Joe: What a chubthumper

chubthumper by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

Chudtrumpet 

derogatory; any idiot who does something stupid in such a way as to make others look bad by negative association

That cyclist who rode through the red light at a pedestrian crossing is an utter ChudTrumpet

Chudtrumpet by CyclePanda August 12, 2015