cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009

cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.

One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.

cumuppance by QuacksO April 7, 2019