chubthumper

1) one who masterbates to much
2) a general dickhead

derived from chub and thump.

(thumping ones chub)

Stan: This herb Lopez fronted me is full of seeds and stems!

Joe: What a chubthumper

chubthumper by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

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Chubthumping

It's when you have sex with an overweight chick

Merlin: "Hey did you get any last night?"
Melvin: "Yeah, I banged gretchen last night."
Merlin: "Dude, you were chubthumping."

Chubthumping by Egore The Magnificient September 28, 2008

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Related Words

chubthumper • chudthumper • Chubthumping

chudthumper

Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.

Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.

chudthumper by Dippy42069 January 9, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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