Chudtrumpet
derogatory; any idiot who does something stupid in such a way as to make others look bad by negative association
Chudtrumpet by CyclePanda August 12, 2015
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cumtrumpet
A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
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chudthumper
Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.
Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.
chudthumper by Dippy42069 January 9, 2020
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