Chudtrumpet
derogatory; any idiot who does something stupid in such a way as to make others look bad by negative association
Chudtrumpet by CyclePanda August 12, 2015
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cumtrumpet
A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
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chudthumper
Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.
Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.
chudthumper by Dippy42069 January 9, 2020
Cumtrumpet
When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.
After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.
Cumtrumpet by Amalric May 5, 2010
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022