Christying 

An act of publicly declaring that one is depressed or tired, out of sheer boredom, then manically laughing and running off shortly after.

"I know she's christying me. She just told me that she was depressed, now she's talking happily about narwhals."

"He is being sooo christyful. I know he'll declare himself to be the Duchess of Urine tomorrow!"

Christying by Jeffrina Wonk November 25, 2013

Christina Aguilera 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen of Music, Ms. Christina Aguilera!

1) A charismatic and humble singer that has sold over 100 million albums worldwide and won 6 Grammy Awards.

2) The Unbreakable Flower songwriter who can sing lots of genres: Rock, Pop, Old Blues, Country, Soul, Jazz, Opera, Disco, Reggae, Reggaeton, Latin, Salsa, Hip-Hop, and R&B. Christina Aguilera is as diverse as they come. Being compared to music legends from Whitney Houston to Madonna to Janet Jackson, she has proven her versatility and range as both an artist and performer.

3) She is just a few of the many artists of today that truly know the art of music. Always one step ahead of other pop stars musically, prolifically, style wise, and talent wise.

Norma: If Madonna is the Queen of Pop, then who is the Queen of Music?

Marilyn: Why it’s, Christina Aguilera. She can sing anything, any genre, any style. She has the icon pop quality of Elvis, Michael Jackson and Prince. What a gift!

Christina Aguilera by ZiZi260 November 19, 2021

The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.

It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

The New Adventures of Old Christine by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christine locks 

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"

My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.

Christine locks by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011

Christine 

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.

If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.

Christine by Meaning of Christine May 28, 2019

chrising 

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

chrising by jamiecook December 7, 2012